Funny Pick Up Lines for Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day is just around the corner, and with it comes an array of romantic expectations. Whether you're a hopeless romantic or a cynic, the pressure to impress your match can be overwhelming. Fear not, dear singles, for we've got you covered! Here are some hilarious pick up lines that will surely bring a smile to your match's face.

Do you wanna eat a box of chocolates...or me? This playful line sets the tone for a fun and lighthearted conversation.

Do you believe in love at first swipe? A clever reference to online dating, this line shows you're aware of the modern way of meeting new people.

I will love you until all of them die and wilt away. Okay, maybe not that long, but it's a sweet gesture nonetheless!

I bought you 12 roses for Valentine's Day – 11 real and 1 fake. This joke is sure to bring some humor to your match's day.

You know what else Valentine’s Day is? Our future anniversary date. A romantic take on the holiday, this line shows you're thinking ahead.

My name is , but you can just call me your valentine. Simple and sweet, this line gets straight to the point.

My friends bet that I couldn’t get a super-hot date for Valentine’s Day. But here I am, with you! A fun way to break the ice and show off your confidence.

I bought you a dictionary for V-Day because, you know, you add meaning to my life. This thoughtful gesture shows you care about getting to know your match on a deeper level.

Did it hurt? You know, when you got shot by Cupid’s arrow? A playful reference to the myth of Cupid, this line is sure to bring some laughter.

The only sweet I want for Valentine's Day is a cutie pie like you! This line is perfect for those who love sweets and romance alike.

Once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid! A cheeky take on the holiday, this line shows you're willing to be a little silly.

Hey, cutie/hottie! would you like to be my Valentine? A classic pick up line with a playful twist, this one is sure to get some laughs.

You're like Valentine's candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. This comparison is both funny and endearing, making it a great choice for a pick up line.

Tonight's menu: chocolate, candy hearts, and you. A romantic take on dinner plans, this line shows you're willing to go the extra mile.

You know what's on the Valentine's Day menu? Me-n-u. Another playful joke about food and love, this one is sure to bring some smiles.

Hey girl wanna be my ate this valentines day? You'll get the D later. A cheeky take on the holiday, this line shows you're not afraid to be a little naughty.

Whether you're looking for something sweet and sentimental or funny and flirty, these pick up lines are sure to help you make a connection with your match. So go ahead, send one out, and see where the day takes you!

Funny pick up lines for valentines day